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10. No one else will cling bitterly to Jimmy Carter
9. Ayers says Barack's the bomb diggity
8. You're a sweetie, he's a sweetie, we're all sweeties
7. Ahmadinijad is lonely and needs someone to talk to
6. Socialism is very underrated
5. He can turn the world on with his smile
4. Freebies for all!
3. No downpayments! Zero percent financing!
2. I heard Barack may pick a unicorn as his running mate
1. It will make Michelle O proud

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"We want great men who, when fortune frowns, will not be discouraged." - Colonel Henry Knox

Ace says: Let's Just Make It Official via Exurban League

Founder and contributor to The Minority Report and Editor for The Hinzsight Report

From his Wednesday broadcast:

I think Republicans are focusing on the wrong race.

The White House is important.

But losing, and likely losing big, in the House and Congress, well, right now, that's more important.

He goes on to talk about the 3 House seats that Republicans have lost. Read the whole thing, it's not very long.

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Finrod's First Law of Bandwidth:
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it takes the bandwidth of ten thousand.

The ice caps are going to melt the next day and drown all of us anyway.

Stolen from ACE via Crank-

He's the Chocolate Jesus!
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Just a typical, small town, white girl...

For future generations.

His perfect physiology gives him a remarkable gift of audition. It's almost like Micronycteris nicefori has jumped species.

"Nec Aspera Terrent"
bene ambula et redambula
Contributor to The Minority Report

If you don't vote for Obama, Andrew Sullivan will cry.

Or maybe that's on the other list...

"No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong." - Winston Churchill

Speaking of which - is it me or does the picture from number 3 make Obama appear to be resting on the world's largest waffle with his head on a giant pillow of melting butter?

"Austere, intolerant, well-armed, and blood-thirsty, in their own regions the Wahhabis are a distinct factor which must be taken into account" - Winston Churchill, 1921

My personal favorite:

Barack Obama once bowled his age.

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Gone 2500 years, still not PC.

John McClane For President

That page is way too professionally done to say it is just a silly joke.

What the heck is up with our baseball team? How is it that any team with Justin Smoak is fighting for their SEC tourney lives as I type.

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