The Fly-By Media

Have you ever stopped to wonder why,
half told truths and half baked lies,
corrupt the press like deadly tumors,
withholding facts, extolling rumors?

Fluttering, fanciful, fanatic flies,
swarm and blitz storm our conservative skies.

They're species specific and parasites plain,
Elephantus Carnivorous, conservatives' bain.

Fluttering, fanciful, fanatic flies
have singular purpose and myopic eyes.

The flies watch for cracking on elephant skins,
biting and sucking all pachyderm sins.

Sins found are expanded,
larger lesions demanded.

Symbiosis it's not,
destruction's the plot,
of fluttering, fanciful, fanatic flies,
swarming, blitz storming conservative skies.

But what of the Hee-Haws also found there,
the ones that graze careless without press fly care?

No worry, no hurry, they do as they might.
The press flies accost almost only the right.

Of donkeys close grazing illegal grazed grasses,
the flies flutter, flitter ignoring their asses.

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